Why?

I just had to explain to Blake that it is not okay to put bologna on his head.

This is how it went down:

Me: Blake! You don't put bologna on your head!
Blake: Why, Mommy?
Me: Because! Bologna goes in your mouth, not your head. You just had a bath. Now you need another one.

I gave him a quick shower and washed his hair. While drying him off, I reminded him again not to put bologna on his head.

Blake: Please, Mom?
Me: You want to put it on your head?
Blake: Sure! Let's go!

Oy.